Say what you mean and mean what you say.

This section comprises the many pages that hold the things I've written (and, in the case of the Quotes page, said). The sources and subjects are varied, reflecting my scattershot tastes and hobbies.

Enjoy.

Blog (a/k/a "Chunky, phlegmy pieces of blog") - This is my weblog, which I officially started in January 2002. Common subjects include late night television, retail work, DFW area sports teams and MP3s.
Journalism - This page leads to the stories I've written for two student newspapers: the University of Manitoba's Manitoban and the University of Texas at Arlington's Shorthorn.
Rants - This page was one of the very first I added to my Web site, dating back to early 1996. A few of the Rants series have been spun off onto their own pages, which are available below.
Crappy Ex-Girlfriends - This was the first series of Rants to merit their own page. It grew into my tales of no less than twenty of my exes, starting from my junior year in high school.
Epic of the Goldfish - Hardly an epic, this series of rants chronicled my tribulations as a goldfish owner. Like many goldfish, the series died a miserable death following a long period of neglect. Recently, I have purchased a new aquarium, but it contains tropical fish, not your runn of the mill goldfish. Thus, this page will remain inactive... for now.
Old Rants - This was the first "Rants" page, although it was more a collection of disjointed thoughts. I keep it around because it's like a pet to me, reminding me of days (and bad HTML) of yore.
Quotes - A collection of memorable quotations taken from friends, co-workers and instructors over the last several years.

The penfish is mightier than the swordfish. -- blandscotsman@hotmail.com