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Quizzes

These personality quizzes have been around almost as long as personal Web pages, but their proliferation is tied to the weblog boom. Yes, I am a whore, so I'll jump on the bandwagon.

If you know of a good quiz for me to take, drop me an e-mail.



9/3/05
the Wit
(57% dark, 34% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty -- after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais



The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 65% on darkness
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You scored higher than 19% on spontaneity
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You scored higher than 4% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid


6/25/04



5/9/04



You may not seem to belong where you are but you make the best of things. You may not have a lot of experience in life but you make up for it with your intelligence.

Which nerd are you???


4/27/04


4/18/04

You are
Scoop Away Clean Multi-Cat
Scoop Away Clean Multi-Cat

What brand of scooping cat litter are you?


1/11/04


12/11/03

threesome

You Should Have a Threesome

You are sure to be a threesome pro (even if you're a first timer)
You're considering having a threesome for the right reasons
Not as a quick fix for a dull sex life or bad relationship
So grab the nearest hottie, and bring him or her into your bedroom
As long as your partner is game - you're sure to have a good time
Be safe, considerate, and don't end up sleeping in the wet spot :-)

Should You Have a Threesome?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva


11/19/03

What Irrational Number Are You?
You are e

Of all the irrational numbers, you are the most intense. By nature you are powerful, although sometimes you can spiral out of control. You are good with money; the interest seems to just compound whenever you are near. When someone uses the word "exponential" they are probably talking about you.

In some ways you and φ are a nearly perfect match. Not to mention how attractive φ is. But then, there is the remarkable π...

Your lucky number is approximately 2.71828183

Shiny Lemur
Straif's Blog


11/14/03


6/11/03

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Extreme
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test


4/24/03

You are Domo Kun!
Take the "Which FARK Cliche Are You" quiz!


4/22/03 - Buuuuuh-dee!


Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?


4/20/03 - Gee... no surprises here.

Gordon!
You are Gordon from
http://omega.uta.edu/~gbr5097/ramblings.html

Which SURVIVORblog 3 Player Are You?
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4/13/03

Kerouac
Way to go, your alter poet is Jack Kerouac, who is
by FAR the coolest!

Who is Your Alter Poet?
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