Chunky, phlegmy pieces of blog

Alright. What's my excuse, you ask? I have several, none of them being terribly valid. Number one: I suck. Number two: I went home to visit for two weeks at the end of June. Number three: My DSL modem was screwy, and I couldn't log on for a week. Number four: I've been preoccupied with noding on E2. Number five: I suck. Number six: I left AT&T, robbing me of valuable blogging time. And number seven: I suck. I hope that appeases you, dammit.

So what's new? Well, as I mentioned above, I quit my job at AT&T Broadband. My schedule was too messed up; I couldn't justify wasting almost two hours commuting to a job where I worked only five hours at at time. School still sucks. (My Windows login is buggered, so I have to use a Mac to write this. Ugh.) The Texas Rangers still suck. Looking for a job sucks. Besides that, everything is peachy.

Here's some of my better entries from FARK Photoshop contests:

I will blog some more later today. Maybe. I promise.