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falsecaknuck2002-09-02T02:55:00-05:002006-09-17T07:55:50Z2006-09-17T07:54:08Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-115847964834243509Imported post #237
Tomorrow! tomorrow! I'll sleep in tomorrow! Snoozing the day awaaaaaay...
SETI@Home's servers are being cunts, so my client is having trouble connecting and uploading my completed work unit. I took a look at the plans for SETI@Home's upcoming year, and they look pretty sweet. Details are available at their site.
True to form, Jerry Lewis' annual Labor Day telethon is on the air, raising moneyfalsecaknuck2002-09-02T00:30:00-05:002006-09-17T07:51:14Z2006-09-17T07:45:37Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-115847913797424792Imported post #236
While poking around on Yahoo! Picks, I stumbled upon Urinal.net, a Web site devoted to urinals. I was quite surprised by its thoroughness and the attention paid by the site's authors to their hobby of choice. At least take the time to check out the Top 10 Urinals link while you're there.
This from Boston.com (via FARK): As if Major League Baseball didn't have enough of a bad reputation already,falsecaknuck2002-09-01T03:36:00-05:002006-09-17T07:46:15Z2006-09-12T11:17:31Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-115805985100151168Imported post #235
Just a quick post to add a few things I forgot in my last entry...
I wrote an interesting write-up for E2 about Lamson Cash Carriers. I find the concept of sending wooden cups filled with coins hurtling around department stores at 40 mph appealing. I've had a few customers that I wish I could have bopped in the head. Twice.
Some South African gossip columnist has inside information that Britneyfalsecaknuck2002-09-01T02:50:00-05:002006-09-12T11:15:15Z2006-09-12T11:12:28Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-115805954816736311Imported post #234
Damn! That was some pretty good stirfry! After watching a late showing of
Blue Crush with Fungushead, I had a craving for stirfry. We made a stop at Albertsons for the necessary ingredients: water chestnuts, bean sprouts, stirfry sauce, a green pepper and fresh garlic. I pulled a pair of recipes off of E2, and combined them into a bastardized amalgam. Tasty.
As for Blue Crush, there isn't muchfalsecaknuck2002-08-30T14:06:00-05:002006-08-20T20:06:31Z2006-08-20T20:03:13Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-115610419333834886Imported post #233
After a long absence...the return of the Friday Five!
1. What's your favorite piece of clothing that you currently own? -- I would have to say my grey hooded sweatshirt (cue Adam Sandler song now). I've had it for two years now, and I'll probably have it for another ten. I had an identical sweatshirt in high school, and I wore the living shit out of it. Eventually, my grandmother had to replacefalsecaknuck2002-08-30T03:20:00-05:002006-08-20T19:59:00Z2006-08-20T19:57:17Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-115610383774251026Imported post #232
Is it me, or is Kelly Ripa becoming a little bit overexposed? I'm certainly not against seeing a talk show host cutie and her pert boobies on a commercial or two, but it is getting a bit too much for me. Kelly, ease your way into our collective hearts, lest you wind up hated as
much as that hellhag, Kathie Lee.
I'm going to switch gears here for a second or two. After reading a bit about thefalsecaknuck2002-08-30T00:21:00-05:002006-08-20T19:55:23Z2006-08-20T19:52:01Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-115610352117554382Imported post #231
There's something special about watching a Dallas Cowboys preseason game broadcast in Spanish. I'm never sure what the announcers are saying, but judging from the play and my limited knowledge of the language I can get the jist. The Spanish channel dispenses with the flashy graphics (due to cost restrictions, I'm sure), but has far fewer commercials. Also, in true "machismo" fashion, the sidelinefalsecaknuck2002-08-29T12:17:00-05:002006-05-23T07:57:18Z2006-05-23T07:54:01Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-114837084139755666Imported post #230
After my sophomore year of college, I applied for a geology job with the federal
government. I was almost hired as a junior geologist, to go tramping around Baffin Island (in Canada's Arctic archipelago) to do a bedrock survey. No go, though. They wanted someone with first-aid and firearms training, both of which I incidentally had. I think it would have been exciting, tramping over the treelessfalsecaknuck2002-08-28T23:22:00-05:002006-05-23T07:52:18Z2006-05-23T07:50:41Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-114837064176589208Imported post #229
After hashing things out with Caramelhead, we sat down to watch some TV. Once again, American Idol's viewers voted correctly, tossing Nikki McKibbin tonight. Don't get me wrong, I think Nikki is a cutiepie, but her voice just wasn't as strong as her competitors' voices. You heard it here first, watch Nikki show up posing nude in Playboy in approximately seven or eight months' time. She's hot, andfalsecaknuck2002-08-28T17:36:00-05:002006-05-23T07:47:36Z2006-05-23T07:47:36Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-114837045677501170Imported post #228
I've archived the third of the blog archive pages. The process does truncate this page somewhat (which is a good thing if you want that page to load quickly). W00t!
From the "Separated at Birth" files, here are photos of actress Reese Witherspoon (left) and American Idol contestant Kelly Clarkson (right). It's too bad I can't find a good front-on shot of Kelly, because then you can see howfalsecaknuck2002-08-28T04:38:00-05:002006-05-08T07:33:35Z2006-05-08T07:33:35Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-114707361517911727Imported post #227
Random sound bites from buttfuck-early in the morning:
"It's the new Southwest Border Bowl from Taco Bell... Now I don't have to struggle to keep up my monthly payments... just as a flute can turn a small breath of air... Divorce Court continues with the case... In other words, the horses know more than I do... It's a weighty issue... stranded on a desert world... two-run single... comes to thefalsecaknuck2002-08-28T01:20:00-05:002006-04-16T17:59:38Z2006-04-16T17:58:15Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-114521029512625576Imported post #226
It's been a shitty day. Don't ask. Well, go ahead and ask. I likely won't tell you anyway.
Here's an interesting site: Don't Link To Us! It links to sites with retarded linking policies. Some prohibit deep links, others require that you get written permission before linking to their sites. Others still prohibit sites with "objectionable" content from linking to them. (I guess that would rule myfalsecaknuck2002-08-27T01:39:00-05:002006-04-16T17:56:59Z2006-04-16T17:50:58Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-114520985857649646Imported post #225
Ugh. I ate too much tonight. Damn you Applebee's and your all-you-can-eat riblets. To her credit(?), Fungushead scarfed back more than her share of food. Yay gluttony!
This is a good reason to live. Up the Matildas! (Literally.)
Penney's has a sweet-ass tool set on sale right now. The problem is that I don't need anything in that toolkit... well, almost. Besides the requisite wrenches,falsecaknuck2002-08-26T05:12:00-05:002006-04-13T21:03:32Z2006-04-13T21:03:32Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-114496221203533746Imported post #224
Fucking insomnia. I'm not sure if it was the chicken noodle soup or the lemon cake my wife made, but I can't sleep. It could be worse, I suppose. For example, I could live in Wuhan, China. Besides being slightly dirtier than the DFW Metroplex, there's something about living in the wake of a catastrophic flood.
Yes the Rangers still suck, but at least A-Rod's still the man, and the bestfalsecaknuck2002-08-26T04:07:00-05:002006-04-13T21:02:21Z2006-04-13T20:58:24Ztag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10054375.post-114496190408037496Imported post #223
According to CelebMatch.com, my "most compatible celebrity love" is Natalie Maines (100% compatible) from the Dixie Chicks. I couldn't even get one of the hot Chicks; I had to get Natalie. Granted, it's based solely on our birthdays and biorhythms, so I wouldn't put much credence in its findings. Also on my list were Israeli model Shiraz Tal (99%) and singer Anastacia (97%). The best match Ifalse