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Just a quick post to add a few things I forgot in my last entry...

I wrote an interesting write-up for E2 about Lamson Cash Carriers. I find the concept of sending wooden cups filled with coins hurtling around department stores at 40 mph appealing. I've had a few customers that I wish I could have bopped in the head. Twice.

Some South African gossip columnist has inside information that Britney Spears is into lesbian porno. No, not performing in the you peckers, watching them. And now she's best buddies with porno starlet Jenna Jameson. (The link goes to Jenna's adult web site, so don't even think about using the library's computers to go there, Spanky.)

Today's Trading Spaces on TLC had special importance to me. The fraternity house that was made over (made into... um... something) happens to belong to the Delta Upsilon chapter at the University of California - Berkeley. I feel for my brothers at Cal, as they got screwed. Lime green? If they had worked with the DU colors (sapphire blue and old gold), and didn't paint over the wooden beams and hardwood floors, it would've looked soooo much better. Instead, the DUs got a circus tent. An ugly, nasty (but vibrant!), semiglossy circus tent.

Off to bed I go, now. I need to get some snoozie-pies before work tomorrow. Ugh. Weekend sales make my life painful. I bitch too much.