September 1, 2002
Imported post #234
Damn! That was some pretty good stirfry! After watching a late showing of Blue Crush with Fungushead, I had a craving for stirfry. We made a stop at Albertsons for the necessary ingredients: water chestnuts, bean sprouts, stirfry sauce, a green pepper and fresh garlic. I pulled a pair of recipes off of E2, and combined them into a bastardized amalgam. Tasty.
As for Blue Crush, there isn't much to say. Tasty Michelle Rodriguez and tastier Kate Bosworth. Very tasty.
Even though I've had it for a while, I still get off on showing my green card to people. Well, it's not very green at all -- it's mostly white with some green accents and a shiny, brownish anticounterfeit image on the back. The card also uses microprinting techniques to foil counterfeiters, with tiny images of the state flags and portraits of the presidents (up to and including Bill Clinton). It's the coolest piece of ID I've ever possessed, and much, much more official looking than my old work permit (which resembled a badly-done high school student ID).
And before I go, here's a random JPEG culled from a Google Image Search (GIS). Ladies and gentlemen, I present...Spongehat:

